BONE to PICK
O.k.
I'm all about "A Current Affair" being back on the air - I've missed it since it's been gone.
BUT !
I have a LARGE SIZED bone to pick with them after what I've just watched !
It was the "amazing" story of a guy who went on vacation in Africa and "innocently" decided to go shark swimming and was "lucky" to escape with his life.
Uh huh.
Here's my big problem.
#1 - They failed to mention the fact that the shark (a great white) was being BAITED as is typical during this new fad so that the people running this little "adventure" can be assured that the customers won't be disappointed.
#2 - The vacationing tool got into a SHARK CAGE - a round one - and not a very good one at that. Did he REALLY expect a shark that's excited NOT to bite the cage?!?!?!??!
#3 - The people doing the story made like this man was "so lucky" to get away from the "evil shark". The shark did NOTHING WRONG ! ! ! ! ! ! ! These assholes running the "tour" chummed for him ! And what did he do??? What any normal shark would do ! COME TO THE CHOW ! ! ! ! ! And what does he find when he follows the chum???? HUH??? ANY GUESS???? How about BAIT tied to ROPES ! ! ! ! And what does the shark think???? I'm gonna guess "JACKPOT ! ! ! ! ! !" The shark was being a FUCKING SHARK ! ! ! ! ! And it was the stupid guy's DECISION to get into the fucking shark infested water and "go for a swim" ! ! ! ! ! ! What was he thinking???? That the sharks would come swimming up to him and ask to be pet?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ! ! ! ! ! !
I almost wish my darling Charchardon carcharias had taken a chunk out of his dumb ass ! ! ! ! Then maybe he'd take into consideration the fact that HE invaded THEIR territority and MADE HIMSELF appear to be LUNCH - hence his experience turning out the way it did ! ! ! ! !
O.k., I'll stop boring y'all with my ranting and raving. I love sharks - particularly the white - and it really pisses me off when shit like this is thrown out on national television and gobbled up by millions of people ! ! !
I'm all about "A Current Affair" being back on the air - I've missed it since it's been gone.
BUT !
I have a LARGE SIZED bone to pick with them after what I've just watched !
It was the "amazing" story of a guy who went on vacation in Africa and "innocently" decided to go shark swimming and was "lucky" to escape with his life.
Uh huh.
Here's my big problem.
#1 - They failed to mention the fact that the shark (a great white) was being BAITED as is typical during this new fad so that the people running this little "adventure" can be assured that the customers won't be disappointed.
#2 - The vacationing tool got into a SHARK CAGE - a round one - and not a very good one at that. Did he REALLY expect a shark that's excited NOT to bite the cage?!?!?!??!
#3 - The people doing the story made like this man was "so lucky" to get away from the "evil shark". The shark did NOTHING WRONG ! ! ! ! ! ! ! These assholes running the "tour" chummed for him ! And what did he do??? What any normal shark would do ! COME TO THE CHOW ! ! ! ! ! And what does he find when he follows the chum???? HUH??? ANY GUESS???? How about BAIT tied to ROPES ! ! ! ! And what does the shark think???? I'm gonna guess "JACKPOT ! ! ! ! ! !" The shark was being a FUCKING SHARK ! ! ! ! ! And it was the stupid guy's DECISION to get into the fucking shark infested water and "go for a swim" ! ! ! ! ! ! What was he thinking???? That the sharks would come swimming up to him and ask to be pet?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ! ! ! ! ! !
I almost wish my darling Charchardon carcharias had taken a chunk out of his dumb ass ! ! ! ! Then maybe he'd take into consideration the fact that HE invaded THEIR territority and MADE HIMSELF appear to be LUNCH - hence his experience turning out the way it did ! ! ! ! !
O.k., I'll stop boring y'all with my ranting and raving. I love sharks - particularly the white - and it really pisses me off when shit like this is thrown out on national television and gobbled up by millions of people ! ! !
posted by Sassy Southern Belle @ 7:39 PM
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