Whilst Digging Through Old E-mail I Found This....It Made Me Laugh Then And Did Again Just Now...Enjoy...

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest

when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend,

why do you do this? Come with me  running through

the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses

it and goes off running with the rabbit.



Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the

rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you

do this? Think about your health.  Come running with

us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll

feel so  good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor,

mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts

running with the rabbit and giraffe.



The three animals then come across a lion about to

shoot up...

"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about

your health!  Come running with us through the

sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and

starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.



As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror,

they  look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do

this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me

run around the forest like an idiot for hours

every time he's on ecstasy!"