OHMYGOD ! ! ! !

That heifer needs to be sold to Winn-Dixie for steaks ! ! ! ! ! !

WTF is her problem!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!

She just came ½ way to my desk from hers and was like "What time are you leaving the office today?"

I looked at her, puzzled, wondering if this was some sort of trick question.

I was like "What?"

She got all snotty and, speaking to me as if I were retarded, huffed "I want to know what time you're leaving the office today"

I raised an eyebrow, still confused, and replied (a little snotty my own self as if SHE were the one with the screw loose) "5:00?"
She was like "No. Don't you have like a doctor's appointment or something today?"

I was like "No. My appointment is NEXT Monday and it's during my lunch hour - - - it'll be an extended lunch but I won't be leaving the office early that day for the appointment, it will just be during lunch."

"OH", she huffed and walked back to her desk mumbling - - - the only part of which I could make out being "Well, I thought you were...."

WHATEVER ! ! ! !

WTF is that all about ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?

Was she planning to or has she already gone to Big Boss Man to complain about my supposed leaving early today - - - particularly since Yenta is out today and she'd be "all alone" - - - and now she's found that she was WRONG and hadn't READ THE E-MAIL I sent to both her and Yenta correctly so now she looks even MORE like a dumb a$$ than usual????

Nice to be a snot !