Bad...Bad...Bad...Bad...Bad....Bad....Bad...Good !
Bad thing #1 - J's friend who I don't like is here tonight and is JUST starting to do what he's here to do...this is going to be a LOOOOOONNNGGGG night....
Bad thing #2 - I've so far taken out a bottle of wine and am currently working on a VERY large strawberry daqueri.....
Bad thing #3 - I'm STILL wearing my bra and undies ! ! ! I HATE wearing them but do during the day ! ! ! ! They are normally shed the SECOND I get home ! HOWEVER ! We have a fucking GUEST ! Which means I cannot be so free as to have the girls loose and with the shorts I'm wearing not having undies would result in an instant wedgie which would reveal my lack of undies. And considering what a skanky ho this guy is...I REALLY don't want to be his personal eye candy ! ! ! ! ! !
Bad thing #4 - as a result of all of my drinking I'm starting to feel a little tipsy.....and I'm trying VERY hard not to talk too much because if I do J will realize how loopy I'm feeling....
Bad thing #5 - During the dinner that we JUST ate I was feeling a little dizzy from the drinking....notsogood....
Bad thing #6 - I HAVE to go to work tomorrow....no working from home for me ! ! ! !
Bad thing #7 - (and this is the FINAL bad thing, I promise !) I don't want to stop drinking because this is what I need to deal with this creep being in my house ! ! ! !
Good thing - (why not end on a happy note, right???) I'm leaning towards one name for the bunny.... Stew.....THANKS MATT R ! ! ! ! It's not his "official" name but he seems to like it and I'm really starting to like it myself ! We'll see....I'll make my decision in another day or two and announce his name at that point....
OY.
Please don't let me puke.
I haven't puked for like 7-8 years....
That would NOT be good...
I'm going to just sit here for a bit and drink some water...
It's amazing how quickly one can get drunk when truly motivated.....
It's taken me all of about an hour.....
Keep your fingers crossed, y'all, that I don't puke !
:)
Bad thing #2 - I've so far taken out a bottle of wine and am currently working on a VERY large strawberry daqueri.....
Bad thing #3 - I'm STILL wearing my bra and undies ! ! ! I HATE wearing them but do during the day ! ! ! ! They are normally shed the SECOND I get home ! HOWEVER ! We have a fucking GUEST ! Which means I cannot be so free as to have the girls loose and with the shorts I'm wearing not having undies would result in an instant wedgie which would reveal my lack of undies. And considering what a skanky ho this guy is...I REALLY don't want to be his personal eye candy ! ! ! ! ! !
Bad thing #4 - as a result of all of my drinking I'm starting to feel a little tipsy.....and I'm trying VERY hard not to talk too much because if I do J will realize how loopy I'm feeling....
Bad thing #5 - During the dinner that we JUST ate I was feeling a little dizzy from the drinking....notsogood....
Bad thing #6 - I HAVE to go to work tomorrow....no working from home for me ! ! ! !
Bad thing #7 - (and this is the FINAL bad thing, I promise !) I don't want to stop drinking because this is what I need to deal with this creep being in my house ! ! ! !
Good thing - (why not end on a happy note, right???) I'm leaning towards one name for the bunny.... Stew.....THANKS MATT R ! ! ! ! It's not his "official" name but he seems to like it and I'm really starting to like it myself ! We'll see....I'll make my decision in another day or two and announce his name at that point....
OY.
Please don't let me puke.
I haven't puked for like 7-8 years....
That would NOT be good...
I'm going to just sit here for a bit and drink some water...
It's amazing how quickly one can get drunk when truly motivated.....
It's taken me all of about an hour.....
Keep your fingers crossed, y'all, that I don't puke !
:)
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