Pass The Ammunition...

Someone please just shoot me now.

I went to the deli.

Ordered my sandwich - - - turkey, provolone, mustard & mayo on a plain roll.

As I’m in line a woman jumps in front of me (she’d ordered after me)

The register lady asked me which was mine.

I said “I have no idea.” And told her that “he”, pointing to the man who I’d given my order to, “made it”.

He said “this one” was mine.

Yeah.

No.

It’s really not.

Somehow, my turkey, provolone, mustard & mayo on a plain roll has morphed into a turkey, provolone and swiss on a wheat roll with thousand island dressing and CLOE SLAW ! ! ! YES ! ! ! SLAW ON A SANDWICH ! ! ! YUCK ! I’m obviously already back at work when I open this monstrosity and am currently trying to pick off the slaw and dressing.....luckily I bought a DP and 2 Red Bulls.

This is just NOT my day, is it???

UGH !